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- By Roy Porter
- 11 Jun 2026
Maybe there is no great enthusiasm for an updated adaptation of Dracula from Luc Besson, the French maestro for glossiness and bloat. However, one must admit: his lavishly upholstered love story with vampires boasts bold vision and flair – and amid its theatrical camp, it could be preferable compared with the recent, stately interpretation by Robert Eggers of Nosferatu. A few strange elements appear, like a particular moment that looks like it presents a land border between France and Romania.
Christoph Waltz plays a humorous yet burdened cleric fighting vampires – it feels natural for him to tackle this character previously – who finds himself in Paris in 1889 during the centennial of the French Revolution. Likewise present is the evil Count Dracula, played by the seasoned horror actor Caleb Landry Jones with a mangled central European accent similar to the voice of Gru by Steve Carell of the Despicable Me series. This is a part suits him perfectly.
Here’s the premise: Dracula has traveled ceaselessly the globe in torment over four centuries after his transformation into a vampire, a penalty due to his blasphemous mourning after the passing of his spouse Elisabeta (an inaugural screen appearance for Zoë Bleu, daughter of Rosanna Arquette). the vampire has sought relentlessly for some woman who might be the reincarnation of his departed beloved. By cruel fate, the lucky lady turns out to be Mina (again played by Bleu), the demure fiancee of the count’s timid estate manager, Jonathan Harker (enacted by Ewens Abid), who lately visited to the count’s castle to review his land assets and the small picture of the winsome Mina attracted Dracula’s gaze.
Besson structures Dracula’s second-act backstory of global roaming sporting extravagant attire confidently, and he is not above providing some comedy moments reminiscent of Mel Brooks – like the count’s repeated and futile attempts to kill himself after Elisabeta’s death, as well as absurd moments that follow Dracula sprays himself with a specific fragrance during the 1700s in Florence, which makes him unavoidably attractive to females. Outlandish but entertaining.
Dracula can be streamed online starting December 1st and on DVD and Blu-ray starting the twenty-second of December. It plays in Australian cinemas from 5 February 2026.
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